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Good Morning.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on March 30, 2009 by soicalcritic

My, how I’ve missed blogging! My Spring Break was short lived but it felt damn good to not do anything productive all week. But like in years past, I tuned into MTV’s Spring Break (remember that Jerry Springer show they would do doing Spring Break? Those were the good ol days) and this is what I found:

“Take a picture trick, I’m on a boat bitch”

That second versus good hard don’t it? Flippy Floppies.

If you thought that was funny, you should listen/watch ‘Jizz in My Pants’.

And their a legit group by the way, and their album dropped 02/10/09 and I do think it’s worth a listen to.


Finally, something good.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on March 17, 2009 by soicalcritic

Mr.WestThe in these post ‘Chappelle Show’ and ‘The Boondocks” days, my prime time slot has been filled with ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire’ reruns, ‘Jon and Kate plus 8’, ‘Entourage’ reruns (summer can’t get here fast enough), ‘Spongebob’ and ‘The Flight of the Concords’. Well Kanye West has come to rescue The Critic. People is reporting that Mr.West and Taraji P. Henson (Jodi’s babymoms on ‘Baby Boy’) are featured in an episode of ‘The Cleveland Show’ next year.

And if you haven’t figured if out by now, Cleveland from ‘Family Guy’ got his own show. Yes, the only black person in the whole entire city and show got his. One small step for those colored cartoons still in prime time bondage.

For you Oprah(UPDATED)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on March 3, 2009 by soicalcritic

The Almighty OneSo early this morning I had this amazing idea of creating a soundtrack for the Almighty Oprah! Now, back in checkout girl days, I was in heaven when the magazine guy would bring in the new shipment of magazines. Well at the end of the month after read all the quality magazines, I would read King. And I feel in love! The magazine is crazy funny. My favorite section is the soundtrack of a person’s life. Allow me to take a whack at it:

I Am…Oprah Fierce

  1. Diva
  2. Hero
  3. The Greatest Love of All(the Randy Watson verison of course)
  4. The Sweetest Love ( an ode for Gale)
  5. I am every Woman (once upon a time she was the combined weight of me, my mother, my sister and my mother’s twin sister and she was on of those Eddie Murphy aunt’s
  6. If I ruled the World (doesn’t she already?)
  7. Me, Myself and I
  8. Unstoppable(remix)– Instead of Stanogold, Drake should have gotten Oprah to do the hook.

Shoutout to my younger cousin, Mark. That’s for helping your wild and loud cousin out this morning by supplying a track or two, my Oprah bless your heart.

Oh yeah, and word to Martha from Oprah: “Martha Stewart ain’t got shit on me!”

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li

Posted in Movie Magic with tags on February 27, 2009 by soicalcritic

street-fighter-the-legend-of-chun-li-posterSo I was hyped when I saw the commerical for this movie. Last night was the first time I’d ever seen it however and the movie is released tonight. Promotion wasn’t handled very well I guess. Well today I found this review of the movie:

“Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is really disappointing. Lousy scripts, bad acting, dismal special effects, poor sound editing, the movie is even worse than any Uwe Boll’s movie. To summarize, Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li is a lowly B-grade film that lacks almost everything you normally find in a movie. The cast mainly comprises of Television actors, whom should just remain as Television actors judging from their horrendous performance. The special effects are quite dismal. As if that’s all, the storyline is extremely weak and this could as well be the worst movie of the year.”

I hate to doubt the Asian guy but the trailer looks so good!


Just because…

Posted in throwbacks with tags , on February 26, 2009 by soicalcritic

All that talk about Million $ Mano got me wanting to listen to some Cool Kids. Now if you don’t know who they are (hey Mikey) then please exit my blog. I am not meant to entertain the nonbelievers.

******COOL KIDS –88

“I grab a mic, I rock it from 9-5”

Zshare didn’t have it but Imeem did so don’t hate me too much. And just so you know, this is from their album “Bake Sale”.

The Jetsetters mixtape

Posted in Fashion, Mixtape Mania with tags , on February 26, 2009 by soicalcritic

jetsettersSo my friend has been talking to DJ Million Dollar Mano for a mintue (I didn’t believe her either) and yes, I have friends in high places. But back to my point of this post, Dope Couture teamed up with DJ Benzi to create The Jetsetters Mixtape. Clink the link and enjoy(did you listen to Drake?). Shout out to Manhattan’s finest,Samantha for putting me on to DJ Million Dollar Mano. Get cha man mami!

BRAND NEW: “TRANSFORMERS” trailer (not the SuperBowl trailer)

Posted in Movie Magic with tags , on February 18, 2009 by soicalcritic

Like the last trailer I posted, I watched with my mouth cocked wide opened and even let out a barely audible “wow” at the end. The summer can’t get here fast enough for me. I really can’t being to make commentary about the trailer. Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.Wow.

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