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SNL video round up

Posted in Funny with tags on April 6, 2009 by soicalcritic

Saturday Night Live was pretty duckin funny this past weekend:

But the highlight of the entire show was this one, Girlfriend Voice.

“I’m get home tonight, and imma take a  bite outta that butt. yeah, i’m bite that booty butt.”

Then that Coma phone call? I do believe Seth is going to hell.

Pretty funny.

I dig it.


Forgive Me.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on March 13, 2009 by soicalcritic

Now when I die, die if I die
Remember me ballin’…ballin’
Now when I die
Mama don’t you cry
Just remember me ballin’…ballin’
Now when I die nigga don’t you cry
Just remember me ballin’…ballin’
(born to die)

When me and my blog part ways, that’s how I want you to remember me.My younger Ken use to sing these song 24/7 back in the day. I shouldn’t laugh but the hook tickles me so. And I do believe that that is the best I’ve ever seen Gangsta Boo and if you don’t know who that is, consider yourself blessed.

For you Oprah(UPDATED)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on March 3, 2009 by soicalcritic

The Almighty OneSo early this morning I had this amazing idea of creating a soundtrack for the Almighty Oprah! Now, back in checkout girl days, I was in heaven when the magazine guy would bring in the new shipment of magazines. Well at the end of the month after read all the quality magazines, I would read King. And I feel in love! The magazine is crazy funny. My favorite section is the soundtrack of a person’s life. Allow me to take a whack at it:

I Am…Oprah Fierce

  1. Diva
  2. Hero
  3. The Greatest Love of All(the Randy Watson verison of course)
  4. The Sweetest Love ( an ode for Gale)
  5. I am every Woman (once upon a time she was the combined weight of me, my mother, my sister and my mother’s twin sister and she was on of those Eddie Murphy aunt’s
  6. If I ruled the World (doesn’t she already?)
  7. Me, Myself and I
  8. Unstoppable(remix)– Instead of Stanogold, Drake should have gotten Oprah to do the hook.

Shoutout to my younger cousin, Mark. That’s for helping your wild and loud cousin out this morning by supplying a track or two, my Oprah bless your heart.

Oh yeah, and word to Martha from Oprah: “Martha Stewart ain’t got shit on me!”

Will and Mark to be the “B Team”

Posted in Movie Magic with tags on February 26, 2009 by soicalcritic


Thank you God! Marky Mark is beyond fine and Will is a comedic God! At first I thought this was going to be another sports movie (Talladega Nights and Semi-Pro are my shits!) but it’s not. My dream team are to be cops (I’m thinking like the cops on Superbad) and the script isn’t finish, but the guy who teamed up with Will for Talladega Nights and Step  Brothers are working on it. I have high expectations!


When is enough too much?

Posted in When Science goes wrong with tags on February 23, 2009 by soicalcritic

lisa-rinna-2009-oscarsThere are so many things wrong with this creatures face: her super hold spritzed hair, the mole on the side of her face, her prom make up, the odd earrings and lastly but the most noticeable, the lips. I’m looking like: “I’m not doing this with her today”, (Whitney speak).


Just Because…

Posted in Funny with tags on February 23, 2009 by soicalcritic

Jonesy (the guy from “Reno 911) aka Tom, gave Usher a run for his money with this one.

Good Morning Sexy

Posted in Funny, Video with tags , on February 18, 2009 by soicalcritic

This song could actually be a legit song. I didn’t know Will Ferrell could sound so sexy. Eh. Did I just use the words “Will Ferrell” and “sexy” in the same sentence?