Archive for the Nonsense Category

And down will come Jimmy/Drake/Drizzy/Aubrey

Posted in Nonsense on August 8, 2009 by soicalcritic

Making a joke about Wheelchair Jimmy is too damn easy and everybody is doing it so I’ll pass. But two of my fav blogs did, Kid Fury and the Cerole Pimp, and they did it well.

“Aubrey, you are a very talented young bloodhound and I appreciate that, but I’m starting to think that there ain’t shit wrong with your damn legs. How exactly does one tear their ACL, MCL, LCL, XYZ, or 123? That sounds like some College level Sesame Street shit” — Kid Fury

And let me say this, I’ve never watched a Kid Fury Youtube video until 3 minutes ago and I’ve also felt that he was poured with a twist. I was right. But back to the topic at hand. Watch the sad and terrible video below.

He was so damn chipper too. Hopping around and shit. Then BAM. Twitter went apeshite. Local radiostations and blogs had a field day. Drake’s knee now has is won Twitter page. And for the record, I didn’t watch the entire video, I saw what I needed I clicked elsewhere.

Twilight- the religion

Posted in Nonsense on April 3, 2009 by soicalcritic

Okay, my moms was a Trekkie, I was (and still am) a die hard Harry Potter fans but these ‘Twilight’ fanatics are on another level. Trekkie’s and Potter fans wear customs (not me or moms tho,while not in public) while ‘Twilight’ fans worship the book.

“Their creed, say the Cullenists, includes a base set of beliefs that ‘Edward and the rest of the Twilight characters are real,’ that ‘[t]he Twilight series should be worshipped,’ and that ‘[i]f you are good in life, you will be bless[ed] with eternity with the Cullens.”

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This is way a few of my friends in jr high couldn’t read Harry Potter, some people take this shit too far. Yeah I get my 5 year-old-boy on after I see ‘Harry Potter’, ‘Spiderman’, ‘X-Men’ or ”Transformers’ (meaning talk about what super power I would have or which characters I would like to see fight to the death. The Hulk vs Thing would be nice.) but it ends there.

Maybe the world really is about to end.

Nah, my moms say that about everything though.

Me and my cousin were joking that White People really are going to think that the world is coming an end = Obama is the President. Anything is truly possible. LOL..I kid, I kid.