Jamie Foxx on Miley Cyrus

Posted in Funny, I do it for the kids on April 14, 2009 by soicalcritic

blame it on somebody

“You comedians go too far with the jokes” — Buddy Love (Nutty Professor)

Jamie, Jamie, Jamie! Now I’ve been a fan of Jamie’s since ‘In Living Color’ and ‘The Jamie Foxx’ show funny as hell, but I’m laughing for another reason today (not the ‘acting’ in the Blame it video). Click that big ass play button below.

As mean as those bullies with mics were, it was funny as shit. Miley shouldn’t have said what she said and now the wolves with jokes have grabbed hold of her. Po’ baby. Had we been in Miley’s hometown, Jamie’s ass would be in a tree some damn where. But off of that racial stuff (I’m a black woman so need to dial up the NAACP), was Jamie wrong?

As a grown man yes he was but Miley also has a 20 year old boyfriend (she’s 16 I think, all types of wrong) so her dad and his pancake makeup think she’s grown up enough. To help my point, watch the video below.

Even though he’s funny as hell, there’s truth behind the joke. So once again, was Jamie wrong?

Keri Hilson stands in my comment section

Posted in Time to Criticize on April 14, 2009 by soicalcritic

Madison Square GardenNo need to get brolic with me, hell! I get truly frighten when I get an email informing  me that I have a comment. Now most (if not all) of my comments are on post about Chris Brown and Ms.Keri. Now I know that their are some die hard Keri Hilson fans out there lurking in Beyonce bashing chatrooms or blogs but for Oprah sake, calm your nerves! There is no sense in your rolling your neck in my comment section.

I just had to get that off my chest.

You know you’ve made it when…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags on April 10, 2009 by soicalcritic

…there is a dance made in your honor.  View the video below.

In all honesty, the guy in the center for the entire first minute was more than enough for me. When he left the frame, I click that pretty pause button and opened a new window. Frankie (Keyshia Cole’s mother) is never going to get away from this crackhead rap. I wasn’t a fan of that show but I have seen a clip or two of Frankie acting a damn fool. I refuse to post videos because my face gets warm for Keyshia like it did that one time my friends mother came to the school in hair rollers and a bath room plus flippy floppies. You just don’t do that.

This is why I love…

Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2009 by soicalcritic

 

…Nina Sky (I love when Nat put some stank on it). I’ve always been a fan of theirs. I was very disapponited that their debut album didn’t move too much. I dug the album very much. Especially when they were the first to singing to scream ‘turn me on’ with this one. That was a hot track. Pee their new video ‘On some Bullshit’.

New Freddy Krueger

Posted in Movie Magic on April 6, 2009 by soicalcritic

freddyThe above flick of Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger is so 1980’s.

New Line decided last year to relaunch the movie series centered on the iconic killer, who haunts the dreams of teenagers and kills them in their sleep. Krueger was played by Robert Englund in the 1984 original, spawning nine films and two TV series in what was New Line’s most lucrative franchise until “The Lord of the Rings.”

Haley starred in “Watchmen”as Rorshach and will next be seen alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in Phoenix Pictures‘ “Shutter Island,” directed by Martin Scorsese.

 

Freddy was always scared the shit out of me so I’m willing to bet the the next makeup is going to make me not sleep for a long ass time. Remember that one movie when Freddy came through the walls? I had to but up a front like I was reading so I could keep the light on a tad bit longer.
Don’t judge me.

To hell with you Fresh.

Posted in freestlye with tags on April 6, 2009 by soicalcritic

Fresh posted the above video on Crunk+Disorderly.

I can’t breathe. Real talk.

I can’t wait to do this shit at home. At work. As soon as I step outside. Hell ,I really don’t need a reason.

Carrie Underwood at the CMA’s

Posted in out and about with tags on April 6, 2009 by soicalcritic

Carrie UnderwoodPretty ain’t she?

I don’t fuck with Country music like that but I do enjoy a number of her songs and it looks like she walked away a winner times two.

Kudos Carrie.

SNL video round up

Posted in Funny with tags on April 6, 2009 by soicalcritic

Saturday Night Live was pretty duckin funny this past weekend:

But the highlight of the entire show was this one, Girlfriend Voice.

“I’m get home tonight, and imma take a  bite outta that butt. yeah, i’m bite that booty butt.”

Then that Coma phone call? I do believe Seth is going to hell.

Pretty funny.

I dig it.

‘The Hills’ new season tonight

Posted in Idiot Box on April 6, 2009 by soicalcritic

cute topTonight is the premier of season 5 of Mtv’s ‘The Hills’. Now I will admit that I was a fanatic, I was a fan for the first and second season. But I eventually got tired of LC feuding with her ‘friends’. Now don’t get me wrong, I’m Team LC till I die but I think her ‘beef’ is very clique. Well this season, from what I’ve seen ( I watched :04 of the episode preview) LC and the Hedi might become friends again.

As much as I hate BET, I think I might turn my attention to ‘College Hill’ (haven’t watched this since the first season, dude and that Dance, Dance Revolution was a icon for us black geeks, male or female. He’s just another degree of nerd that I pray I never reach.). Here’s a boring ass recap.

 And the Youtube doesn’t have that clip of Kyle (The gay guy) making that one chick look stupid. Thank you BET from providing White American a way to view us in an even more ignorant way.

Just Because….

Posted in Uncategorized on April 3, 2009 by soicalcritic

…posting this once isn’t enough. I’ve been treating my blog life a stepchild latley but finals are right around the corner. But I’ll be back to feed and burp you ‘marks’ Monday, bright and early. Have a nice weekend.